dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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