To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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