Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
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