your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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