Dual....:-)
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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