So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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