Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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