This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
the day after is always just damage control
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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