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(618): View more from Illinois

do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?

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(914): View more from New York

Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.

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(705): View more from Ontario

I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.

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