I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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