I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
now i know why i became what i already was.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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