I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Randomize
