My sheets look like a crime scene.
My hand turned me down
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
