i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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