I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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