Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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