So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Randomize
