stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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