I'm lost and stupid without you.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
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