i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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