I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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