so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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