what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
we should paint friendship bongs
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