Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
This is the high leading the old right now
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Randomize
