Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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