you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Your cock deserves a montage
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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