IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
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