Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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