Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
