Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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