it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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