Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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