There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
