I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Can I color on your dick again?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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