i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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