I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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