you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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