He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
