I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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