come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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