you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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