He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I could fuck to npr.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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