So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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