Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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