if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
My liver is preforming stress tests.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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