RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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