You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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