"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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