dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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