I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
that is very illegal...i love you.
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