He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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