the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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