I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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